Saw this in 's journal and thought it might be fun, and it was!
So here we go:

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A:Joelle needs to find a safe place for herself and her daughter, such as a domestic violence shelter.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Joelle looks very excited, do you? It wasn't long before Joelle was looking like a princess.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Joelle says Dance. (me: there was also one that said 'She was a little nervous before she began singing, but Joelle says the jitters subsided as she hit the first notes'. Creepy!!.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Joelle wants to burn it. (awesome!)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Joelle does project runway Canada.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Joelle hates the brands Old Navy, Gap, Aeropostle, and American Eagle.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Joelle asks the Court to contrast that finding with the fact that there was no evidence Joelle did anything wrong or was at fault. (tis true!!!)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Joelle goes into the bathroom. (>.<")

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Joelle likes to move it move it (LMAO!!)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Joelle eats fruits. (duh)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Joelle wears the veil (awww).

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Joelle was arrested for shoplifting. (aheh...heh... *sneaks away slowly*).

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
A: Joelle LOVES shopping(tooooo true).
Now you try!